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Fuck the Jonas Brothers
Description: You Dont mess with a zohan... i mean Jonas... by Reap Aholic productions. In this crazy video Matt Reaper decides to mess up a photo of the Jonas Brothers but he gets a call from Joe Jonas. A threatening message... What can he do to stop lindsay lohan from using more coke?

Adam Sandler - Fans Interview
Description: Interview with Adam Sandler where his fans ask the questions. Questions were submitted to Irish film site http://www.Movies.ie Here Adam talks about how he met Rob Schneider, working with Russell Brand, doing stand-up again and more... Movies.ie also brings you Daily movie news, cinema times, blogs, forums and more.

It's A Small World
Description: Can't afford to go to Disneyland? Can't be bothered to go? No worries! Just enjoy my no-frills video of the ride from the comfort of your computer.

A Jemi Story - Episode 1
Description: IDK about putting music on and all that other stuff, so sing your own song to go with it! And, Selena Gomez is 'Lena' i don't feel like writing her whole name out. And I probs shortened other names too. Here we go! Demi: *Walks into Selena's house.* Hey Lena! What's up? Lena: Nothin much. Oh! How was your audition for...um...Rock Camp? Demi: Camp Rock. And I was so nervous! And I saw all of these people from these other shows and stuff! Lena: So...you did bad... Demi: No...I didn't finish! I realized, that if it was meant to be, it is meant to be! So I went in there and I rocked it! Lena: Yay! I am so happy for you! I hope you get the part you want! Demi: I know! I hope so, too! Now, let's watch a movie! A GOOD movie... Lena: Jeez, one time I pick a bad movie, and I never hear the end of it! Demi: Selena. It was the worst movie ever! I even told everyone I know not to see it! Lena: Yeah, I remember. What was it called again? Demi: Don't Mess With the Zohan. I knew it was gonna be wierd, especially with Adam Sandler. A/N: I saw that movie. I actually had nightmares. Worst movie ever. Back to the story. Lena: Okay...well...how about...Bridge to Terebithia? Demi: Okey Dokey! I'll get the popcorn! Lena: OK! *The next day at Demi's house.* Demi: Hey, Mom? Ms. Lovato: Yes, dear? Demi: Did anyone from Disney call? Ms. Lovato: No, and you should relax. Go for a run or something. Because in cas you haven't noticed, this is the 14th time you've asked me. You're giving me a headache. Demi: Sorry, Mom. I'm gonna call Sel and go to the mall with her. Which card can I take? Ms. Lovato: Take my AmEx Black Card. It's in my wallet in the kitchen. Demi: Okey Dokey! *Demi walks to the kitchen and gets the card.* Ms. Lovato: Do you have your cell phone? Demi: Of course! Why would you ask? I always do. Ms. Lovato: I know, but if they do call, I want to be able to get in touch right away! Demi: Thanks, Mom!! I love you! Bye! Ms. Lovato: I love you, too! Bye! *Demi closes the door and gets her phone out.* *Selena walks up the walkway.* Demi: Oh, hey! I was just about to call you! You wanna hit the mall? Lena: Totally! I am really bored, and I saw a pair of Converse I really want. Let's go! *They walk to the bus stop and get on the bus. Demi couldn't help but notice that Selena was trying to act invisible.* Demi: Hey Lena? Can I ask you something? Lena: Uh...sure... Demi: Are you ashamed to ride the bus? Lena: Uh...well... Demi: Lena. Tell me. Are you? Lena: Kinda. But as long as I have someone with me, I'm good. Demi: Okay. *They get off the bus at the mall and run into the mall w/o anyone noticing.* Demi: Okay. I hope you know that I only ran for you. Lena: And I appreciate it. Thanks for being a good friend. Demi: Anytime. Oooh! I see Vans!!!! Lena: I see Converse!! Let's go! *They run into a store called Journey's.* A/N - When I lived in Moorestown, there was a store called Journey's that sold Vans, Converse, Pumas, Uggs, and a lot of other designer footwear. It was my fav store. Back to the story. *Demi buys a pair of pink and grey checked Vans and black and white Pumas. Selena buys green converse and these super tall black Converse.* *They walk out and go to the food court.* Demi: I'm hungry. Let's hit SaladWorks. Lena: Okay. I could really go for a chicken caeser salad right now. *They get their food and sit and start eating. Demi's phone rings.* Lena: Who is it? Demi: Mom. *Picks up phone.* Demi: Hey Mom, what's up? Ms. Lovato: *Excited tone* Demi, I have amazing news!!! Demi: OMG! WHAT! Ms. Lovato: Disney called, and you got the part of Mitchie!!!! Demi: OMG!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! *Screams so loud, everyone in the mall looks at her.* Lena: Demi, stop! People are staring!! Demi: I gotta go Mom!! Thanks for telling me! Love you, bye! Ms. Lovato: Bye, honey! I love you, too! Demi: *Hangs up.* OHMYGOSH!!! Selena! Selena: OHMYGOSH what? Demi: I GOT THE PART OF MITCHIE TORRES IN DISNEY CHANNEL'S NEW ORIGINAL MOVIE, CAMP ROCK!!! Lena: OHMYGOSH!!! *Gets up and hugs her tight.* I am soooo happy for you!!! *Still hugging her, and jumping up and down, and screaming.* *Meanwhile, people are congradulating Demi as they walk by, and saying good luck! Such nice strangers!!!!* Demi: We have to get home! Let's go! Lena: Okay! * They grab their stuff and head back to Demi's house.*

[Part 2] Friends For Hire interview
Description: On the Friends For Hire myspace, you have a huge picture of you guys playing Tug-A-War, which side won? Definitely, wait. It was me and Matt, me and Matt won, yeah. Rodney and Andrew, they couldn't handle the beast. Your display name on myspace is "Danger Dan," what's the most dangerous thing that you ever done? Ever? Ever. I don't know, I've like fallen out of a car window, that was when I was little, technically not "Danger Dan," but let's see. Yeah, okay, we like to longboard and stuff like that. You know what longboarding is right? Yeah. Yeah, well, one day me and Tony we were longboarding like filming this video. It's up on myspace, you could check it out. It's pretty cool. We were longboarding, I was like rolling down this crazy hill, man and then this car started to coming over at me and I was like "oh, snap, I don't know what to do," so I was like flying over this hill and the board was wobbling like back and forth, like really fast. I started losing control and right when this car came, I had to dive out of the way into the grass and like they ran over my longboard and it was crashed and I got so mad. But, like I did like, like 20 rolls down this hill and I was flying and I scraped up my arm and leg. It hurt really bad, but I'm okay. Aww. It was scary. Michael G [Macomb, Michigan] Dan how the hell do you get your hair to look so sweet? I wash it; Pantene Pro-V. You know it keeps it nice and silky smooth, as the "Zohan" would say. My mom cuts my hair too, which is really cool. She's like the only one that I trust to cut my hair. You could give big props to Mrs. Webster, she's out there listen or watching, whatever. Would you rather be in a hurricane or on an abandon ship? An abandon ship cause you could just have fun, just partying by yourself. Then you would have a big ship to drive around in the ocean. Friends For Hire: [I'm going to say a job and you have to say a band member for who you think will be perfect for that job] [you can pick one for yourself too, but you have to be only one] Okay cool. Doctor: Matt, that would be Matt. Stripper: That probably be me, a stripper. Plumber: Rodney Taxi Driver: Andrew Lawyer: Tony, Tony likes to do a lot of business. Would Your Rather: Okay. Would you rather shave all your hair off or share one room with the other guys from Friends For Hire? Share the room. I wouldn't cut off all my hair, you got to be kidding me. So the one room? Yes, we're all buds, man. It's easy, that would be easy for us. We probably would yell at each other a lot, but it would be in all good fun. Would you rather listen to your songs or listen to Hannah Montana for the rest of your life? Hannah Montana is pretty cool though, you know. I like that one song, but I don't know. I could say my own band, but that's like not cool. But, I'll listen to Hannah Montana. She's good, she's good. What happened to your accent? Oh, Hannah Montana is really good. I like Hannah Montana a lot. Would you rather be like Captain Jack [Pirates of The Caribbean] or be like Bubble Boy? Definitely, Captain Jack Sparrow. But, I love Bubble Boy, I have that movie. That's a good movie. I love that movie. That is good. "Five hundred dolla!, Five hundred dolla!" Okay. Where can people listen to your music and contact you guys? www.myspace.com/friendsforhire But you could also talk to us on purevolume, on buzznet, on absolutepunk, on where else? There's a whole lot of places that you could listen to our music and talk to us, but myspace is the best. We're always on myspace. You shocked me when you gave me a comment. I was like "What the heck?" Dude, I talk to every single person that add me or you know has anything to say or if like they distract me as interesting. Like you, I was like "Oh, Mixed Tape interviews." I was like "Hell, yeah I want to talk to that girl" cause I knew you could probably help us out or something. Of course, I could help you. I love networking. Meeting people is my most favorite thing to do. Okay before we go which are you most excited about, the music video premiere of Boys Like Girls on MTV or the movie premiere of Camp Rock? What's that? That movie with the Jonas Brothers. Oh, I don't know. I haven't even heard the new Boys Like Girls song. So, I would want to hear that. I'm not a big fan of the Jonas Brothers or anything like that, the Disney rock. But, I would definitely like to hear the new Boys Like Girls and see their new video.